I’d rather get shot at in the desert than lie on the beach looking at pretty girls in bikinis. Yeah. Right.

Sammi offered another bait, and I took it. I apologise for the quality.

Tired of this geography

Beach life just ain’t right for me

Sun and surf and perfect sand

Naked skin perfectly tanned

Lead me to another region

Adieu! Off to the Foreign Legion!

Rhyming ‘Adieu’ with ‘Off to’ perhaps not a high point of poetic genius.

9 thoughts on “I’d rather get shot at in the desert than lie on the beach looking at pretty girls in bikinis. Yeah. Right.”

rugby843

Do they still have the foreign legion?😳😂

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October 17, 2021 at 10:38 Reply
1. Richmond Road
  
  One would hope not.
  
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  October 18, 2021 at 11:57 Reply
  1. rugby843
    
    At least not with Abbott and Costello
    
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    October 18, 2021 at 13:50
2. Donnalee of Kingston NY
  
  They genuinely do! I looked it up a few months back out of idle curiosity, and they mostly seem to attack folks elsewhere in Africa. You’d have to look it up yourself for details–
  
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  November 20, 2021 at 08:36 Reply
3. Donnalee of Kingston NY
  
  https://french-foreign-legion.com/
  
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  November 20, 2021 at 09:29 Reply
Keith's Ramblings

I know where I’d rather be and it’s definitely not in the Flegion! Bye!

My 32!

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October 17, 2021 at 23:49 Reply
Bill

What a world those Legionnaires must come from. This is long, but the first minutes make the point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_UIuikQtzM

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October 17, 2021 at 23:53 Reply
GHLearner

If he insists… I bet most would prefer the beach.

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October 18, 2021 at 03:29 Reply
Chel Owens

Perhaps one may have both, and get away with such a rhyme…

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March 2, 2022 at 09:44 Reply