I’d rather get shot at in the desert than lie on the beach looking at pretty girls in bikinis. Yeah. Right.

Sammi offered another bait, and I took it. I apologise for the quality.

*

Tired of this geography

Beach life just ain’t right for me

Sun and surf and perfect sand

Naked skin perfectly tanned

Lead me to another region

Adieu! Off to the Foreign Legion!

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Rhyming ‘Adieu’ with ‘Off to’ perhaps not a high point of poetic genius.

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