I owe most of these words to a friend of mine who wrote them 40 odd years ago and has probably forgotten about them. I am not sure how well I remember them either.
I’m a bopper of a copper
And I really dig the rhythm and blues
With my bright red socks
And my regulation blue suede shoes
My name is Jo-Jo Friday
And I’m always looking round for clues
You can see me chewing gum in the interview
After the news
I’m a cracker, not a hacker
A position I refuse to abuse.