Following on from yesterday’s silliness, it seems that I did get my time in the confessional in the form of a response from someone who will remain anonymous (seriously – that’s who it was from) but it may well have been God him(or her)self, for all I know.
This is what the Lord said….
“confess your sins
no more, no less
do not neglect
the smallest speck
or wantonly avoid
the swarming void
of hell and purgatory
by leaving out the story
of how it all came to be
(just between the priest and thee)”
Naturally I was awestruck and stammered out the following nervous reply ….
“Father, where do I begin
To outline every wicked sin
To show myself before you thus
To throw myself beneath a bus
I beg you for another chance
Forget my night in Becky’s pants
Ignore my greed, my mortal lust
Ash to ashes, dust to dust
Come on God, give me a smile
Retribution’s not your style
Sit back and enjoy a giggle
Try to picture Becky’s wiggle
Father we will get on fine
I’ll keep your secrets, you keep mine”
****
I don’t know where we go from here
God seems so far, and yet so near
My next post might reveal, I fear
More than I should of Becky’s rear.
Richmond Road 
She sounds like a capacious sort of gal.
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Accommodating may be more the term.
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I should point out that Becky is a good Catholic girl. Her Christian sense of generosity, however, just outweighs her sense of virtue.
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Lies and dishonesty even to ourselves are quite unwise Barbra Streisand says.
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But who ever took advice on life, though? Besides which …. when she made this bland statement how could we know if she was actually telling the truth?
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There lies the need for seeing deeply. Barbra is beauty incarnated I’m sure she’s a Dakini.
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Beautiful women, in my experience, have proved to be the least trustworthy of all creatures.
In truth though, I have never been a student of Ms Streisand’s work, so her mystical tantic powers have possibly been wasted on me.
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Seriously though she speaks about honesty as a virtue and I never really thought about it deeply. Mind you I believed there was no such word as gullible in the dictionary!
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