I began the day with the challenge of writing bad poetry. Now I can’t stop.
Kate writes very sweetly, and all about the purity of true love. So I grab the moral high ground and then desecrate it.
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Love me. Love me. Love me do.
I’ll love you back. I’ll love you true
By spending every night with you
I’ll love you in the morning too
I’ll treat you special. Treat you nice
At other girls I won’t look twice
I’ll take you shopping. Pay the price.
For you will be my only vice.
Other boys will gawk and stare
I won’t be jealous. I won’t care
I will be with you everywhere
Lurking in your underwear.
Richmond Road 
It’ll make a great bawdy song. It’s better than most of the mumble rap that’s popular these days.
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Ohhh!! If only you hadn’t given away upfront that this was bad poetry, the ending would’ve been so much more… lewd and unexpected! Still, though, this is really bad! Great job!!
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It’s good to be in such rotten form leading into competition
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I just gave you a thumbs-up! Bring that rotten form tomorrow, and you’ll blow the judges’ minds!!
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annihilated it would be more accurate .. nothing is sacred to you 🙂
gee you’ve gone from total silence to a real chatterbox … glad to see you back in style!
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I dont mind if you wear my underwear. That IS what you meant, isn’t it? 😂
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Um … it’s possibly a slight misinterpretation of the particular carnal desire that I was trying to express with such delicate subtlety.
On the other hand your kind offer is the best I’ve had today.
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bravo bravo bravo. you have outdone your subtle salaciousity. I am speechless, if not wordless.
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Wonderful 🙂
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Hey Richmond. I quit WP and now write at https://nitinlalitmurali.ghost.io Do subscribe if you’re interested. I value you as a reader and enjoy your work.
Nitin
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How come?
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I decided to have a small blog with a few dedicated readers than a large one with a lot of people who hardly read what I write. I also started finding WP too demanding. It drained me and I found myself writing the kind of posts I hated. This new blog, on the other hand, allows me to write what I’m passionate about.
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Fair enough. I will check it out
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