I began the day with the challenge of writing bad poetry. Now I can’t stop.
Kate writes very sweetly, and all about the purity of true love. So I grab the moral high ground and then desecrate it.
Love me. Love me. Love me do.
I’ll love you back. I’ll love you true
By spending every night with you
I’ll love you in the morning too
I’ll treat you special. Treat you nice
At other girls I won’t look twice
I’ll take you shopping. Pay the price.
For you will be my only vice.
Other boys will gawk and stare
I won’t be jealous. I won’t care
I will be with you everywhere
Lurking in your underwear.