I have no idea why I inserted the picture above. The ridiculous nature of it appeals to me, to be sure (I wonder what body parts they may be thinking of ….. I wonder what body parts you are thinking of) but I stumbled upon it whilst searching for ideas. I am supposed to write 50,000 words next month. Ideas would be nice, about now. I’m desperate for ideas, actually, and the picture neatly illustrates that desperation.
So I could abbreviate (edit?) the opening line of this post. I have no idea
why I inserted the picture above. I just have no idea.
But abbreviation is the furthest thing from my mind.
I want more words, not less.
So this is (another) appeal for spare ideas. Simple ones. Ideas that an old man tumbling head first into senility might still comprehend.
There’s no hurry. It doesn’t kick off until next week.
So anytime in the next hour or so would be fine.