Please forgive me sweetheart
I’m afraid I’ll have to dash
I’m coming down with something
Like a nasty kind of rash
I know you meant me kindness
I know you meant to please
But falling for you, baby
Has been like catching a disease
I’ve been feeling kind of sweaty
While we’ve been having fun
And I woke up with this feeling
That it might be time to run
My heart’s been working overtime
My pulse been running fast
And I don’t know with this pressure
How much longer I might last
So, I’ll have to see a doctor
To advise of my complaint
And he will tell me to refrain
To exercise restraint
The simple fact is we will be
What we will always be
The simple fact is that you have
More energy than me
What a light and funny portrayal of STDs.
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Surprise endings never fail to surprise. 🙂
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A lot of curious words to say he’s tired. That was funny.
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lol beaten by a woman … takes a real man to admit that 🙂
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It’s the story of my life.
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then you can die smiling 🙂
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Yes … but I would like to do a bit more smiling before I die. Is that too selfish?
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not at all, go for it .. wink wink 🙂
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