An abridged and somewhat raunchier version of something I sent to Sara earlier. I feel a tad uncomfortable about posting it, to be honest. Especially with the picture.

Let’s get down on hands and knees
Will you describe your feelings please?
You feel for me, I feel for you
Let’s do what we were meant to do
Let’s kiss red lips and drink red wine
Honey, we are doing fine
Watch us dance and hear us sing
Honey, we won’t feel a thing