I post some garbage on here, let’s be honest. But I still get ‘likes’.
I mean …. really??? I don’t even like it. My own mother (who was embarrassingly biased) wouldn’t even like it. It’s rubbish.
That said, it is sort of lovely that people hit the ‘like’ button when maybe they actually didn’t. I’m touched.
What disturbs me more is the idea that people may be just randomly hitting that button without even reading my crap and thus rendering the whole concept pointless.
So here is a test. Here is something dull and talentless … but heartfelt.
If you do actually ‘like’ it … or even if you think it’s crap – don’t just push the ‘like’ button. Make a comment. Be honest. I can take it.
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Don’t say you like me
If you don’t
Don’t promise to do
What you just won’t
Perform. But please
Don’t just pretend
To be my lover
Or my friend
Reform. Don’t sell me
What is sold
Don’t confuse
A man so old
With stories that
Have been retold
Don’t touch me
With your fingers cold
With lies that you have
Told before
Just be straight
Tell me the score
But don’t mistake
Don’t get me wrong
If you enjoyed
My little song
Like me
And I’ll like you too
Love me
And I’ll love you true.
I really do like it and you!💃🏻
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Then I am genuinely touched. You are special.
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You are an exceptional writer! You have to know that. Now…. go to my page…. that is a bunch of garbage.
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No. I stink. I just wrote something for the ‘word of the day’ which, I this case is ‘proboscis’ …. I had to look up what that meant.
But it did give me the opportunity to state that, with a long nose, I should be the first person to know how bad I smell.
……..
My dad had one
It’s like osmosis
A lengthy nose
A stark proboscis
I share the family
Psychosis
Embarrassing
This diagnosis
It’s here to stay
That’s the prognosis
I’ve tried ignoring it
Hypnosis
I sniff my breath
That’s halitosis
I’m ugly and
I smell atrocious
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Haha well you gave me a chuckle!
Myyyy Mr. Brutus what a large nose you have!!! Lol I’ll have to go look up the word prodoscis now!
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I think, by the way, that you have a certain openness and honesty in your writing (courage, in other words) that mine lacks
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It comes from hard times. Emotion that I wish at times that I didn’t have so much of. Thank you so much. Your kind words touch me!:)
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If I like it’s to let you know I’ve read what you wrote. If I dont comment it’s because I’m at a loss to be as funny as you are and don’t want to fall short. If you see my icon, I’ve read it.
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It may not be shakespeare, it may not be Dylan Thomas, but it cuts to the bone, the heart, the midsection.
That ain’t all bad, you know.
I love what you do, truly. What I don’t like, mr. be-brutal-I-can-take-it is the “‘aw shucks ma’am it ain’t nothin’ but a bunch o’ words” stuff. You’re better than that.
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That is so very kind of you ….
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I DO like your writing. And when I don’t have anything even remotely clever to add, I just press “like”… like now.
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What you ought to do is have a horrible post–worst poem ever, that sort of thing–and see if you get the same amount of likes, or far less likes! 😀 (Or, scary thought, even more likes than ever!) Don’t announce that you’re going to do it! Just write a poem called something like “My Naughty Finger” and then just sit back and count the likes!
Seriously, I often like something to acknowledge that I read it, and if I don’t comment, I might not have any thoughts on it, but that never means I disliked it. More that it might not have vibrated with me at the time or reached my current wavelength. That’s never a criticism! But I can’t speak for everyone on the concept of when people like something! Interesting question!
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Um, OK ….
Will you let me stay and linger?
I am mister naughty finger
May I propose a little dance?
But might you first remove your pants?
So that I may with my love anoint
Do with this finger more than point?
Might I embrace you privately
Might you be overcome with me?
But then what issues might prevail
If I don’t trim my fingernail?
Oh, God. Sorry. That’s dreadful. But my previous attempts to offend you have failed. This is a new low-water mark.
Still …. possibly not my worst ever poem.
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Depending on your moral stance, one might consider it good … or bad. 😉
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Or even both simultaneously? My own moral stance is fairly well documented.
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OK … I totally agree with what Meg said in her last paragraph … and couldn’t have said it better myself. Thanks, Meg!
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Oh, thank you!! 🙂 YAY!!
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Like some other people here, I also “like” things to say that I’ve read it… And if I disliked something, I wouldn’t have read through it all the way. But I often prefer to avoid commenting when I can get away with it… It’s draining, and, I sometimes worry, presumptuous.
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The whole thing was a bit tongue in cheek … most of my stuff is. I’m not much of a commenter myself, to be honest, but not much of a ‘liker’, either
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I happen to appreciate a bit of tongue-in-cheek-iness. And respect those who choose not to hit like for just anything… Makes it worth more when you do.
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Sometimes it’s tongue in cheek. Sometimes it’s my foot in my mouth. It’s difficult to tell the difference.
But yes, I choose to apportion a certain value to my ‘likes’.
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Ha! Well, anyone who can admit to a bit of both is doing something right. I suspect there’s many who can’t.
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Sometimes it feels like I’m repeating myself, such as in a photography post.
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I like reading posts like these and the comments under it.
It’s become popular to “Like” to acknowledge the writer. It’s like a participation trophy. “Oh, look, you wrote something. Good job. Here’s a like to motivate you.”
Meh.
I rarely hit Like because it doesn’t mean that much to me. Likes have no souls. Comments do.
I like how you asked for no likes as a test. I wonder if you’ll catch someone who didn’t comment and just Liked. Please, share results.
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There were a few, Sam, but I’m not about to point any fingers
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That’s very mighty of you.
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I like it 😀
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Ha ha! Very clever!
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I like your writing Brutus, but l don’t always get the time to visit and this year has been more difficult – but l only what l like and l only like what l like when l have read it and liked it. I would prefer to have less likes and more comments because comments display to me someone is actually reading and absorbing over being lazy and pretending they were there by hitting like – if you don’t see likes from me – it’s because l haven’t been visiting.
I liked this because l read it and liked it and l am here because you commented that you don’t have a following and l would disagree. You may not have a lot of ‘followers’ but you do have a following who, read, like and follow you. You don’t write garbage, you write candidly and creatively and uniquely and honestly – l think there is a difference. Your followers are mostly readers and there is a difference to having a following comprised of mostly skimmers and likers only 🙂
I really liked the poem also.
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Oh, thanks!
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I also think there should be a dislike button too.
Yeah this poem is not your best at all mate. That was a good test of the ‘like’.
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Mate! You’re right. And isn’t the brutal honesty of an Australian refreshing to hear sometimes? There’s no getting around it – this really does stand out as bad, in a pile already clearly marked ‘very ordinary’.
In my own defence I should point out that I don’t actually write poetry. I write a few little ditties that’s rhyme and spend about 5 minutes on each. That’s why there’s such a lot of them. On the other hand I really labour over prose … I rethink every word 3 or 4 times …. yet I still come up with stuff that falls terribly flat.
There must be a message in there somewhere, but I am not really ready to face up to what that message says.
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Haha you don’t write poetry, just rhyme you say. Like rhyming isn’t the basis of most poems lol.
Well now that you’ve mastered rhyme, try using other poetic devices then, such as alliteration, anaphora, personification, onomatopoeia, metonymy, symbolism, rhythm, oxymoron, allusions and so on.
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But I would have to look up all those words. Oxy Moron certainly has a ring to it … I remember teachers at school using something like that in specific reference to me.
But poetic devices seem like cheating … are they something that you need to plug into mains power? Or is there a battery powered version available at Bunnings?
I was attracted to the name ‘Ms.T.J.’ – it seemed like a celebration of brevity. But if you insist on using all these multi syllable words I can’t see the relationship blossoming.
‘onomatopoeia’ …. is that even a word? The very sound of it makes you seem too clever for my comfort.
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You’ve seen my writing man. I can’t write as well as you so don’t get threatened by me! I’m someone who can suggest others what to do, yet I can’t do it myself 😒
You seem like you needed the challenge and is getting bored of your natural ryhming and poem writing abilities, hence I suggested you plug in a few poetic devices 🔌 into your writing. That was all 😊
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Ha ha! No, I realise that. I was just messing with you.
Hang on. No. Let me rephrase that. I don’t realise that I write better than you. I realise that you were providing heart felt suggestions.
And as soon as the next job keeper payment comes through I’ll be buying a few of those poetic devices.
But I think onomatopoeia just sounds like a big word.
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May this poetic🔌be a running joke with us haha I love it. Let’s just say that it’s easy to buy a few devices but it’s difficult to install once you get home…
Ironically in reality, onomatopoeia are really small words, like buzz, splat, bam, and eek! So I dunno why it’s called that and so difficult to spell.
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Like IKEA. It looks fantastic at the store, but impossible to assemble at home.
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Yeah, precisely.
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That said … the ‘dislike’ button may be a bit savage. Fragile artistic egos have to be considered. An ‘ambivalent’ button might be better.
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Alright let’s call the button “questionable” 😜
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Seems reasonable. Because even ‘don’t like’ might be a bit crushing.
Though, in the Australian vernacular I think a button marked, ‘Bruce. Mate. That absolutely fucking sucks’ would be accepted in good spirits.
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Or “this bloody sucks” haha
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Yeah, precisely.
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