ATLANTA—Saying it would violate his deeply held religious beliefs, area pornographer Chet Kirkendall, a 57-year-old Christian who frequently films explicit amateur videos for his clients, confirmed Friday he had denied service to a gay male couple that wished to hire him to direct their sex tape. “I’ve been in this business 25 years, and I strongly believe rim jobs, facials, and other hardcore sex acts should only take place between one man and one woman, or one man and two women, or in some cases five men taking turns with one woman—but never two men,” said Kirkendall, who told reporters that after a career directing hundreds of gang bangs, scenes of “barely legal” teenagers, and a variety of stepmother-themed material, he wasn’t about to violate his traditional Christian values by filming man-on-man action. “I take my work very seriously and am always proud to capture on video the sacred union of a man thrusting deep inside a woman and then cumming on her tits, or sometimes her face. God condones such sucking and fucking, but in His eyes, filming homosexual men bringing each other to orgasm through anal sex or vigorous fisting would be an abomination. It’s right there in the Book of Leviticus.” Asked whether he also would have denied service to a lesbian couple, Kirkendall refused to give a definitive answer, saying it might be permissible to accept such a job “as long as it was two hot chicks.”
A man of conviction…. LOL
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So hard to tell what is and is not satire these days …
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Isn’t that the nature of good satire? To be so close to the truth that one tends to shuffle uncomfortably in one’s seat? Believe me …. I have been known to burst out into raucous laughter at another’s satirical brilliance only to find out (embarrassingly) that they weren’t being satirical at all.
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Hypocritical Prick !
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Um ….. I don’t think he’s real Kate.
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oh thank heavens for that … sucked in 😦
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Ok, some people have pleasant summer afternoon teas, or picnics, but this?
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Yeah, go figure ….
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