The Three things challenge took on an Oz theme this week with the words ‘mozzie’ ‘garbo’ and ‘bogan’. I chose to add a few more.
Many of you may have no idea of what I am talking about.
I hope not, anyway.
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I’m living somewhere
Back of Bourke
Pissed as a fart
I’m out of work
Nowhere to go
Nothing to do
Outnumbered by
The kangaroo
Where crocs and spiders
Hunt in packs
Where mozzies bite through
Underdacks
No Nancy-boys
No poofters here
Just long hot days
And ice cold beer
I love me dog
I love me ute
I’d love a jillaroo
To root
But since she’s gone
On walkabout
I think it’s me
That’s missing out
For though that shiela’s gone
I’m sure
She’s banging like
A dunny door
A tragedy
Of bogan life
The garbo ran off
With me wife
Richmond Road 
I knew some of those, but not all.
Really enjoyed it!
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Ah! This is amazing. You’ve put a smile on me face. 😀
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oh it doesn’t get more Aussie than this .. very well penned! You have given profound insight into the minds of most aussie males 🙂
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Good work man!
Reminded of this:
Have seen it?
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That’s great William …..
“you’re the one fucking the pig. I’m just loading the tail.”
Such poetry!
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